
I don't know about you, but I'm almost beginning to like this administration malarkey. Another massive game, another shiny three points for the Eagles - this time in the unspeakably galmorous surrounds of Scunthorpe, the only town in England to contain the word cu….well, you know what I mean. Pressed for time, I was a little concerned as to when I'd find the time to provide a summary of the day. Thankfully for me, our very own Dave stepped up to the plate with this quite magnificent email. Uncompromising in detail and majestic in scope, a better summary of the day you will be hard pressed to find. Over to you David...
"Firstly have to say that Scunny goes straight into top 3 worst towns I have been to in England - along with Rotherham and Gillingham. We had the misfortune to arrive in Scunny at 11.45 after a quick journey up a very foggy A1, picking up Dan C up at Swiss Cottage on the way. We drove straight to the ground to see how far it was from the town centre - Flynn said he could see the ground, at which point we all laughed. And then we all saw a big Rainham steel ad on the side and realised it was actually the ground. Hard to describe - looked like an old warehouse, or some kind of industrial storage centre. Apparently the first stadium built in the modern era. Joke. In the middle of a rancid retail park with the largest Tesco that I have ever seen - who says Tesco have killed off any type of local business?
We parked up in the town centre to be confronted by what can only be described as Britain's ugliest and most terrifying family. If one moment could capture the essence of a town this was it. After paying £1.50 to park for 4 hours in Scunthorpe's most central car park we had an explore around town. 10 minutes later we were in the pub. It made Croydon look like Florence. Town planners have much to answer for. Honestly the most depressing place I have ever been. People looked so miserable, and that was their life. They'll never escape. They don't deserve this - they are good people as well (well some)! As Cooper's mate informed us, anyone with anything about them leaves at 18, especially fit women who either get out or have to stay cos they get pregnant.
After finding a half decent sports bar Barracuda (a South African themed Walkabout - Luke took this pretty well to be fair) and annoying a Liverpool fan in there who was watching the Mickey Mouse Derby, we drove the 2 miles over to the ground. After I asked the car parking people at Tesco if there was a car par anywhere ("you are in one mate" laughed the local. Until he realised he was a local) we paid £3 to park in the ground car park (surely more car parking spaces than Glanford Park capacity) & went over to the Farmhouse Pub right opposite ground. As per usual we got to the ground just as players coming out, and discovered that sometimes first impressions can be absolutely spot on. It was as big a hole inside the ground as out.
About 700 Palace I reckon, I was hoping for 1,000, still not too bad. Subdued atmosphere really, although this might have had something to do with our really poor first half performance. We got absolutely battered 1st half - one man kept us in it - Matt Lawrence!! Best performance in a Palace shirt? Put in two goal saving tackles and won everything. Picked up the pieces from dreadful first half displays from Clint Hill and Claude. Scunny player had miss of the season when we were all resigned to it hitting the back of the net. Deserved to be 2 down, and were second to everything, but we thought that if we could escape 0-0 to half time we could have a chance of nicking an undeserved lead.
Then everything brightened up. Scunny brought on some no name numpties from the local council, and then introduced Geoff Hurst!!! Hardly got any reception from the crowd at all, people probably confused as to why he was there - was it really him?! Cheered up by England's World cup winning hero (he made a couple of gags about West Ham) Palace were a different team second half - obviously they got a half time bollocking from Sir Neil. Matched them physically and started putting them under pressure, although the Ambrose goal was probably our first shot on target. Great composure as he had a lot of time before drilling it in the corner. After that Dijali came on and his pace and skill caused the Scunny defence big problems. He got their full back sent off after bursting through onto a ball from Carle. Harsh red, but you see them given. After that Dijali had 2 fantastic chances but showed that he needs to work on his finishing / final ball. Still, very promising, and another fantastic Academy prospect.

Scunny's goal came as no surprise (always happened when you miss chances to go 2 up), although it was fairly gutting, coming around the '5/6 minutes left to go' time which we seem to love conceding in at the moment. We sensed after that there was going to be a winner - unsurprisingly I thought that it would be Scunny. Then in the 93rd minute, Clyney broke forward and fed Danns in the box. Great first touch to bring inside on left foot and create some room, before unleashing a superb shot into the corner. We just about saw the ball head past keepers outstretched arm on it's way to the corner. Cue utter pandemonium. Cooper and his hat were down the steps and at the front in a matter of seconds, followed by the rest of us. Proper celebration, hugging anyone, right on top of the pitch. Palace players as usual went ballistic. It made the 450 mile round trip so worthwhile. Whistle went 30 seconds later, cue fantastic celebrations, players all going mental in front of us, Warnock doing a Dowie's punch. Fantastic, very emotional. Fairly undeserved, but happens to us all the time.

Few drinks in pub watching England beat the Welsh, and the Quins boys doing us proud, to cap a remarkable day of sport. Think all of us were still drained from the game and in a state of shock. That was a huge win, absolutely massive, one of the most important results in recent times. A couple of Scunthorpe fans told us we didn't deserve it but fair play, and they were right to be honest. It was a smash and grab. But they were good lads. Couldn't imagine a Chelsea / Arsenal / Man U fan being so gracious in defeat. Journey down M1 quick, Let it be/ Alan Lee & Glad All over played over and over again. Flynn abusing people queuing outside exclusive Mayfair nightclubs; we certainly let central London know that Palace got a result!
Goes straight into top 10 away days. We deserved that last minute winner.
Donny away anyone?"

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